Legolas- My socks are very clean, I use Tide!

Uruk-Hai- (singing) the Hills are alive, with the sound of muuuusiiiiiicccc!!!

Elrond- Yeah, Isuldur was a cool guy

Galadriel- YOU ALL SUCK!

Frodo- I feel very bright and chipper! Oh look, Mount Dooms a little closer today!

Saruman- Okay, how about thiswe SHARE the ring!

RingWraith- (humming) you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

Faramir - OH YEAH! Boromirs dead! GONE! Outta here! YES! The throne is mine, the throne is mine! WHOO WHOO WHOO! Oh yeah! Me, KING Faramir!

Gandalf- Wait, Im confused! You stick your right leg in, then out, then in again, then you shake it all about?

Ringwriath- (smoking a cigar) When we say we want da hobbit, we MEAN we want da hobbit. Now please, da hobbit!

Gandalf- (pondering) Hmm, if I buy the red belt then it wont go with that new wizard robe thing I bought

Aragorn- (after telling Eowyn that she has to stay behind) ooh, that oughta make the mascara run

Gimli- Yes, I would like the lobster with white wine, please?

Pippin- What on earth? Oh, for the love of Will you two stop fooling around! Were on a grim and serious quest here!!